WEST LOS ANGELES, CA – On Thursday, rising star Bailey Violet won her second gold medal at the SnuggleNest WiggleRoom International competition in Southern California, setting a new world record for unassisted wiggle distance from her hat. Bailey extended her personal best wiggle distance to 1 ft, 8 inches – an impressive 16 inch improvement over her previous record of 2 inches set on May 13th. Bailey also set the Olympic record for furthest PTOOEY! of a pacifier during the same competition:
Bailey credits the success thru the challenging bumper obstacle course partly to favorable wind breaking conditions as well as the latest in hi-tech swaddle velcro technology. After earning her trip to the podium, Bailey responded with “Coo…Goohh!”, and plans on going for the biggest yawn world record at next week’s World Yawn Open in sunny LaLa Land.
24 May, 11:21 am
There is controversy about this record. was it earthquake aided, in which case there needs to be an asterisk.
31 May, 9:17 pm
The straight jacket was a challenge for The Great Hudini… Now The Great Bailey has met that CHALLENGE! Nicely done….Remarkable! Will, they hang her by her feet, for the next challenge?